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helioscentrifuge:

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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Fucking Ireland.

lindsaylohoean:

2015 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in 

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Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

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neenuhbee:

queenaisling:

a-weeping-fangirl:

When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary

Except for Ellen’s book right

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and tina fey’s
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chaunc8907:

musings-of-terra:

ghostcharms:

bribryontour:

This should be a book for kids.

Omg that’s what I was gonna say.

Seriously though, make this a children’s book and I will buy it and save it for the future.

Rebloggin this again

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toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

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sterekmess:

sterekmess:

how fucked up is it that so many men associate periods and menstruation with women “acting shitty” towards them because of pms,when women are literally the ones who go through actual pain because of the whole thing? 

I mean, dude, this is so not about you. grow up and get over yourself.

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shhhhh dickwad, I’m a guy

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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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